Corporate Karma Sutra 

The number of different ways that a large company can shaft a smaller company or one of its customers. Typically in a contract or the small print.

Damn, I tried to get a replacement phone from customer services which should have been free, but they threw the corporate karma sutra at me and now I have to pay them for it.

Corporate Karma Sutra by jonnimac March 9, 2009

Game Karma 

Whenever you do something like kill a random person for no reason whatsoever and then it comes back at you that is know as Game Karma.

it can mean for anything you do bad to someone in the game.

But Game Karma can be also good but that is if you do random acts of kindness in the game such as saving lives and giving donations.

Guy 1: Holy crap i just got killed for no reason.

Guy 2: Major Game Karma...

Guy 1: Shut up!

Game Karma by EzekielRomance May 26, 2009

caravan karma 

The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.

"what a shithole this caravan is"

"thank God for caravan karma then my son"

caravan karma by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

penis karma 

The notion that the quality of penis one receives is directly contingent on the quality of coochie they possess and put out into the world.

I must be (literally) sitting on a goldmine to have penis karma this good!

penis karma by Enigma Jones August 10, 2010

blitz karma 

The tendency of the game Blitz 2001 for Nintendo 64 to force ridiculous fumbles and interceptions to keep a game close.

I just fumbled at the 2 yard line in a touchdown run, it's blitz karma!!

blitz karma by Q-squiggly November 12, 2010

Precise Karma 

Inevitable consequences of an action that almost exactly mirror the action which brought these consequences about. They usually happen soon or almost immediately after the original event occurred.

Eg#1

Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"

Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."

Eg#2

Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."

Precise Karma by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011

Basic Karma Bitch 

Someone who has a cynical and contemptuous approach to life, believing that all suffering is attributed to one's karma and does not make an effort to help overcome it. They twist the concept of karma, using it as a foundation for bitchy comments.

Person A: Why am I always the sick one? Person B: Because that's your karma! Person A: You're such a basic karma bitch!

Basic Karma Bitch by Ramit August 26, 2016