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karma parking

It is the nagging feeling that if you do something bad, you won't get that cherry parking space or some dude will pull right in front of you as you pull in. It is particularly bad at colleges where the idea of every man for himself combines with late for class. So you spend your life trying to build up parking karma, and are always frustrated.
Damn it, that dude just pulled right in front of me and took my space. I shouldn't have called Becka a bitch last night. Karma Parking!!!
by Bozlog February 12, 2014
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karma

A BAD BOY HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE HE ALWAYS THINK ABOUT BAD THINGS HIS LIFE TOTALLY NOT GOOD
karma hi girls whats up
girls bad boy not good
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Karma Guear

karma is a really nice person and a really fun person to be around. they will get you to get out ofyour comfort zone and do fun stuff in the good way. a karma by your side is always the best thing :)
person 1: whos that pretty icon?
person 2: karma guear <3
by S1r4wberry March 4, 2022
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karma

bts wins all those awards proving all the haters that karma is an army
by yaaaaaaaaa February 28, 2019
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Karma's a bitch

Karma, the good or bad luck that comes from your former acts, always occurs. To name one example: If you were a bad girl, did some bad things, swore you did it all for fun and it meant nothing. People would even go as far as to say it never happened, and if it were a secret, like, for example, when a tree falls in the forest (no one hears it). People also can say, for example, if it was a late night, and another crazy mood, and you didn't think twice what is would do to them. A specific cause of Karma is if you were a wild child, and they always knew it. A common exclaim is that it was a matter of time before they blew it. Karma commands that thou shall not lie, and thou shall not cheat, thou shall now get caught, or there is a slight chance you'll end up like me.
"Karma's a bitch, I should have known better. If I had a wish I would've never effed around. When I saw the pics of you and her I felt the knife twist. Karma's a bitch. And she's with you right now."
by Sawyerrrrr April 25, 2024
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karma cooter

Karma Cooter: a female vag, that has a unwanted infection of any sort... after many nights of having one night stands.
Stacy is so gross, she has that karma cooter after cheating on Jeff.
by renaud22 January 30, 2017
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Karma

Karma is a badass chick with personality no one can resist. Karma is a sassy independent girl with an attitude like no other.at first glance you would think Karma doesn't like anything about you ,but in the end she'll always be by your side.In the end you're missing out if you don't have a Karma on your life.(:
Karma will beat the living daylight if you mess with her friends.
by Elisha-Rose December 3, 2021
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