The Kroggobbler

When you have a pair of krog's balls. You dip them into turkey gravy. Then you drag the balls over her face. (It needs to be real thanksgiving turkey gravy)

the kroggobbler turkey, balls, gravy, teabag, thanksgiving,

by Krogndog June 28, 2012

Nicholas Krog

A funny guy but tends to be a jackass.

You're such a Nicholas Krog!

by KGGV30 December 5, 2013

Hidden Krouse

To use social media complaint site to post a slanderous rant about someone else. Then when the over whelming response slams you for being a raging homophobic douchebag, you block them from the conversation, but continue to post comments without others being able to see them.

I was being attacked for calling a woman a liberal feminist bitch on facebook, but I pulled a hidden krouse and can now continue my rants with only those who agree with me.

by Jeremy Dorkman May 9, 2017

pocket kronks

A specific pocket-pair in poker.

Noah looked down at his cards and exclaimed, "pocket kronks, yeees!"

by BattleCrap October 27, 2017

The Krolak

The Krolak is an absolute God who enjoys touching children far below the age limit

Johnnyboi: I got molested by The Krolak yesterday
Lil Nigzy: But you're only 7 years old
Johnnyboi: I know. I don't care though, because he's a god

by Lil Stiffy uh November 6, 2018

Jacob Kronert

A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.

watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut

by jkfbwje November 13, 2019

A kronenbourg a.k.a 1664

A kronengourg a.k.a 1664 is a woman who looks 16 from the back but 64 from the front.

Her at the bar was in last night, she is a proper a kronenbourg a.k.a 1664.

by Duke smurf June 13, 2021