One who in the event of masturbating, their mom walks in the room and you have to put it away so fast that the cum drips into your butt crack. Example:
Dude 1: Dude my butt feels weird.
Dude 2: Than go in the bathroom and check it out.
Dude 1: ok (five minutes later)
Dude 1: Dude this is soo weird i pulled a Jaylen last night when my mom came home early from work.
Dude 2: How can you tell?
Dude 1: theres dried up white stuff in my crack!
Dude 2: Gross...
Dude 2: Than go in the bathroom and check it out.
Dude 1: ok (five minutes later)
Dude 1: Dude this is soo weird i pulled a Jaylen last night when my mom came home early from work.
Dude 2: How can you tell?
Dude 1: theres dried up white stuff in my crack!
Dude 2: Gross...
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by laired October 12, 2020
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He's such a Jayden.
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