Crossrail Jail

When said horse trainer sentences said ammy to an undetermined amount of time jumping only tiny jumps.

I’ve been put on crossrail jail!

by Minipony December 13, 2024

Apple Jail

When Apple charges your card but the card has no funds or is locked, so they put you on probation where you cannot download, update, or reinstall apps until you pay them the money.

“I can’t download that app back! I’m in Apple jail for scamming Apple out of a five dollar robux pack.”

by JnKo June 15, 2025

Jail Job

An occupation with little or no flexibility in its schedule - typically a 9-5 Mon-Fri gig and which your presence is required in one general location (office, factory etc.) throughout the entire shift.

I used to work at that jail job at the bank until my side hustle started earning me some serious coin..now I can from home or anywhere..even at the beach!

by TheMocker June 29, 2025

library jail

confining yourself to the library or another university campus building in order to get studying done without distraction. First used by students at University of Idaho in 2024.

I didn't study all weekend, so I'm in library jail for the rest of the week.

by ABriggit August 8, 2025

get out of jail free card

When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"

This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.

He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....

by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025

Jail trapped

When you listen too much to what other peoole say it gets you into bad situations, or trust urban dictionary blindly.

Yamraj got jail trapped after reading urban dictionary and tried use the word cumdrool in a sentence with his PT "uwu mummy, I dont need to use a rope today, my cumdrool was so long i used it as a skippingrope half the night and had to spend the entire morning cleaning up leftovers in the cealing"

by Siginutcutter December 6, 2025

Dick Jail

A place where you constantly get dicked down by big black oily dudes, its amazing

Im bouta go to dick jail, i'm so excited, hopefully Tyrone and Darius are there!

by Ballsy Baiter January 7, 2026