An Italian man is one who is at the epidemic of sex. He has a tanned hairy body, and sexy facial features. He gets your trust and then takes you home; he licks your pussy a bit and then massages your breasts, at which point he strips his clothing, revealing his hairy body and 6 pack. He talks to you in Italian and unzips his pants. He is a real man because he doesn’t care about your pain, only pleasure. He rams into you with so much force. With his 8 inch cock the Italian man rips you in pieces as he fucks your cunt up the wall. He shakes your pussy so hard that you drip your nectar on his thick shaft and hairy manly balls. He holds you up with his muscles and fucks you hard in the ass. He pulls out and fucks your tits. Finally he takes his huge Italian sausage in his hand and violently jacks it all over your face and hair, then rubs and hits it on your face and makes you lick him clean. He showers up first, gets dressed, eats some food, then has about 30 more thrusts at your vagina before leaving you on the kitchen floor without a goodbye.
Paul: yo fred I fucked tina last night!
Fred: was she a good pussy?
Paul: doesn’t matter when my cock got through with her she was nearly unconscious, fuckin bitch…
Fred: wanan gang bang Gloria today?
Paul: naw, im feeling like some fresh meat today, lets go downtown and convince a girl we care and then fuck her brains out.
Fred: you are a trus Italian man, with your Italian cock, you ride bitches like buses.
Fred: was she a good pussy?
Paul: doesn’t matter when my cock got through with her she was nearly unconscious, fuckin bitch…
Fred: wanan gang bang Gloria today?
Paul: naw, im feeling like some fresh meat today, lets go downtown and convince a girl we care and then fuck her brains out.
Fred: you are a trus Italian man, with your Italian cock, you ride bitches like buses.
by Juanxxx May 19, 2008
Get the italian man mug.Very proud people born in America, who's ancestry traces back to Italy. We have pride in our heritage and culture that has been passed on and celebrated today. Possibly one of the two most largest communities in America (that and the Irish).
The guys inherit the dark hairiness as well as the thick "Italian sausage" we are blessed with and put to good use. Italian men and there descedants are known to be very sexually active and passionate lovers.
The guys inherit the dark hairiness as well as the thick "Italian sausage" we are blessed with and put to good use. Italian men and there descedants are known to be very sexually active and passionate lovers.
Mark Ruffalo is a Italian-American actor.
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by Tommy F. September 22, 2005
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Get the Italian Isolationist mug.Used as a noun or a verb. Describes the act of being gagged with a ball of prosciutto which is tied around your head with a thick strip of pork fat. While gagged, you are also anally penetrated with a strapped on roll of salami.
by AdamJ September 16, 2005
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by ninjagideo69 March 11, 2010
Get the italian meatball sub mug.your doin a girl from behind and you pull and hold her arms behind her while she slides head first down a set of stairs.
by Jeff Hancho January 29, 2009
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