ipod shuffle

Sad excuse for a real iPod. I thought iPod mini's were bad until....iPod shuffle.

"ooo i don't have enough money to buy a real iPod...so i'll buy an iPod shuffle coz they are so cool...and they have the same headphones so no-one will know, and think that im cool enough to have a real one"

by tahnee May 15, 2005

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Worst and most expensive mp3 player on the market, sold to the brainwashed public with phony ads. Comes with free DRM, self-destruct software, and will give you arthritis if you keep scrolling through your songs with it. It automatically encrypts your songs once you put them onto your ipod so you can’t dump them onto a friend’s computer without hacks, or wasting a week re-naming tracks. Also has the most soulless interface ever, you can’t even set backgrounds- You do get to be like every other loser with an ipod though with your plane white background. It has midway audio quality and god awful battery life, and doesn’t support some of the most commonly used formats. The only good ipod, is a hacked ipod- but its still a crappy ipod.

Ipod Guy: Hey I just bought a 200 dollar 1gb ipod mini

Cool Guy: Umm… I just bought a 40 dollar 2gb micro SD card, for my phone.

by Joey-Joe-Joeson July 20, 2008

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A topic on UD to show how sad and creepy its users are.

Normal person: Hey what are you doing?

UD user: I'm writing about how iPods SUCK!

Normal person: I dunno, they're kinda cool.

UD user: You're being brain washed MAN!

Normal person: But they've won awards, their the most popular Media player.

UD user: ....SILENCE! I SHALL ADD TO THE DEFINITION SO THAT EVERYONE WILL SEE MY GENIUS!

Normal person: .....okay....

by Not disgrunted March 28, 2007

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Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player.

You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.

The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".

Ipod Touch: Bend over.

by TArne February 10, 2009

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A trendy, overhyped version of an mp3 player that helped save Apple from bankruptcy. As all Apple products, it is overpriced. Buying yourself a generic mp3 player or even one from Creative saves you 100 bucks as well as a piece of mind.

I used my entire paycheck to buy an ipod and play tasteless watered down music because my friends have one.

by JimmyRockFL June 11, 2006

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An extremely expensive/unnecessary music player used to do nothing but play music loud enough to make you go deaf.

girl1: oh my god i left my new iPod at my friends house!
girl2: its ok you can get it later
girl1: you dont understand i cant go anywhere without my iPod
girl2: why? what does it do?
girl1: ...play music
girl2: thats it? its was like $300...doesn't it do something else?
girl1: uhh...no.

by apple fuzz June 11, 2006

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