instabarf

When you instantly vomit, commonly after takin a nasty shot or when you smell something dead.

"Did you see that dude chug that tequila out the bottle and then instabarf?"
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"When I looked in my girls little trash can by the toilet I straight instabarfed!"

by Cagz June 7, 2014

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Instaboner

When an erection is formed instantaneously, usually as a result of interaction with someone of unprecedented attractiveness.

James tapped me on the shoulder earlier, I got an instaboner.

by CortaEsaCiudad March 15, 2015

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Instabestie

Someone who is almost every one of someone's Instagram pics. Like their bestie but is largely dipised by that person .An instabestie also taggs you and comments on every one of your pics.

Uuuh . My instabestie keeps texting and asking me if I want to hang out.

by A_Lou_Lou_25 September 13, 2016

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Instabig

(noun) pronounced: (Insta-Big)
The ability to look super muscular and lean on Instagram, but not so much in real life.

"Yo, you gotta follow this guy I found on Instagram, he is HUGE!"
"No way, I've seen him at the gym, and he's nothing impressive. He's just Instabig"

by Mrs_Swollivan June 2, 2016

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Instabating

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.

My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.

by basilbrush October 19, 2017

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