The act of eating 10 pepperoni pizzas while your ass is simultaneously plugged up (to mimick the effects of constipation). Then shitting on a newspaper and making your partner read it.
Dude, I saved the newspaper from the day after 9/11 and decided to do a California Pizza Kitchen for my girl. I think she'll like it.
by billygowhoop July 20, 2008
Empty-nester who decides to dust off her twenty-five year old education degree and tutor local kids at her kitchen table, hence the term "kitchen table lady". Because she's a bit older people think she knows what she's doing, but since she hasn't kept up with changes in the field all of her methods are outdated. Also applies to decorators, designers, therapists etc. who may be well-intentioned, but are too backwards to do any good.
by bottomlless November 15, 2010
Especially in business, when there are too many people in charge of a job or project, they all tend to make their own changes/opinions and it just ends up ruining it.
"That project failed miserably, there were 5 people in charge of it and no one could come to an agreement, just too many cooks in the kitchen"
by netpan November 07, 2011
A moment that is a reference to the song by famous musical artist Will Wood. The song Against The Kitchen Floor could be seen as about how it's difficult to correctly know and feel your emotions, and trying to not let it impact others. What sets this song apart is it's upbeat nature and strange vibes. To sum it all up, an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment is 'when you're really sad but are groovy abt it.'
(Laughing along to intense emotions as if it's a joke)
"Ha ha, this truly is an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment *cries*"
"Ha ha, this truly is an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment *cries*"
by Stressed in Motion May 20, 2023
Open air strip club. Specifically for truckers, australians and people from south texas. Free breakfast + beer before 7am with every lap dance.
by D-money October 01, 2004
Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"
by Nicholas D October 06, 2003
When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 30, 2008