Band Geek

One who will rule the world with his multi-million dollar company, and wreak great havoc on the world that once made fun of him, i.e. donkeypunching the captain of the cheerleader squad 10 years after high school and framing the football quarter-back for insurance fraud since was to dumb to do his own taxes.
Man, I wish I would have been a band geek so I could have donkey punched Jessica and framed Hudson for insurance fraud.
by Emo Dave May 05, 2004
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Band Faggot

Some nerdy looking pussies who will never get laid. They're the most boring people and most of them aren't even that smart when compared to intelligent people who didn't waste their time on a shitty instrument. They spend 10 hours a day playing their shitty little instrument instead of being productive to society.
Billy Bob Anderson is a faggy little douchebag who sits in the corner while he plays his instrument 10 hours a day. He has many friends but they are all just as pathetic as he is. He is known as a Band Faggot.
by Fuckyoubandlosers November 02, 2012
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band geek

One who frequently enjoys galavanting in a band-like environment, which includes but is not limited to, the band room, the football field, technique block, on a bus with a multitude of other fellow band members, and usually in a dark closet practicing music. Activities include playing, whistling, humming, playing, walking in a penguin-like manner, playing, wearing the most fashionable form of overalls, and playing. Those students of the band variety typically inbreed within the close quarters of their band room, mating to the sounds of g minor scales and tri-tones. (Band directors have tried but cannot prevent this historic practice). In their natural environment, band members can typically be found on friday nights on the football field caged in like zoo animals, desperately begging for the attention of their ashamed peers, and playing things nobody seems to care about nor understands.

In short, every school has them.
Oh look they're showing the band geek exhibit! Just don't tap the glass or they might become hostile and jazz run as a stampede.
by FluteInTheGhetto September 13, 2010
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band wagon

band wagon means a fan of any team that likes a team only because they're doing good. But when they're not doing good fans are like oh fuck them
Man, that guy is such a band wagon. He never liked the Lakers but now he does because they're winning the finals
by KakaaaxD June 15, 2009
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shitty shitty band band

Any band that you feel makes noise and not music.
Dom: Wheres other Dom and Joe?

Jason: Theyve gone to that gig to see shitty shitty band band

by Jasandy Dunkirk November 01, 2008
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CBHS Band

Established in 1872, The Christian Brothers High School Band is not only a reference to one of the most important acclaimed high school band programs in the city of Memphis but is also the name of the offical "Oldest High School Band in America." It has had a continuous existence of 10 different band directors, the first being Br. Maurelian. The band is currently under the direction of Mr. Patrick Bolton. The CBHS Band program is consists of a Preformace Band, a Historic Band, a Jazz Band, Orchastra, and a Pep Band.

The Preformace Band, the most notiable of all the bands, has traveled all across America, has played for several Presidents, and has won many different awards throughout it's history.
The CBHS Band always seems to have the best music of the night when the football or basketball team plays MUS. Oh right, that's because MUS doesn't have a Band.
by EuphoniumKing2012 January 05, 2012
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Cock band

a spinoff of rockband:
The instruments are as follows

Tromboner (trombone)
Sexophone (saxophone)
Cums (Drums)- When a guy hits his cock against a drum pad
Penist (pianist)- When a guy presses on certain places of his cock to make a squeeky sound
the cock band performed at the gay parade
by awetsdgsd June 17, 2009
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