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by ehjovan April 21, 2019
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1. a clever combination of illiterate and bitch, used to described a female who is complaining about something she has no understanding of.
2.can be used literally for a female dog who can not read, also a a female human that can not read.
3.a mispronunciation of "a little bitch"
2.can be used literally for a female dog who can not read, also a a female human that can not read.
3.a mispronunciation of "a little bitch"
1. "dude, yo girl is complaining about not having money, she hasnt had to work a day in her life, what an illitebitch."
2.man 1-"bro, why didn't your dog listen to the 'warning cliff' sign?"
bro- "she's an illitebitch, but she was smarter than yo inbred sister"
3. tinkerbell- "did captain hook just call me an illitebitch?"
peter pan- "no, he's a pirate, he speaks weird. he called you a little bitch "
2.man 1-"bro, why didn't your dog listen to the 'warning cliff' sign?"
bro- "she's an illitebitch, but she was smarter than yo inbred sister"
3. tinkerbell- "did captain hook just call me an illitebitch?"
peter pan- "no, he's a pirate, he speaks weird. he called you a little bitch "
by vakee July 4, 2010
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person 1: Hey you see her?
person 2: who that cool person over there?
person 1: shes so cool, must be an Ilaria!
person 2: omg ur right! fuck shes awesome!
person 1: i hear she bakes really well too..
person 2: yea man. totally amazing shit.
person 2: who that cool person over there?
person 1: shes so cool, must be an Ilaria!
person 2: omg ur right! fuck shes awesome!
person 1: i hear she bakes really well too..
person 2: yea man. totally amazing shit.
by cheekymonkey895 November 4, 2013
Get the Ilaria mug.A term describing a person who sneaks into the gym without paying, or someone who uses another's gym pass in order to work out.
Brad always worked out three times a week, but, being an illegal gymigrant, he never actually paid to use the gym facilities - he just snuck past the front desk.
by L0 June 13, 2010
Get the Illegal Gymigrant mug.iLrn (circa 2000) was a form of cruel and unusual punishment practiced by various universities around the US, similar to that of maple and matlab.
The online homework program utilizes a unique "insanity" factor by repeatedly telling students they are WRONG in large, red, bold letters, even when they answer a question right.
The online homework program utilizes a unique "insanity" factor by repeatedly telling students they are WRONG in large, red, bold letters, even when they answer a question right.
-Hey did you go that iLrn homework?
-Nah, I just went to the store for some rope and tied a noose instead.
-Nah, I just went to the store for some rope and tied a noose instead.
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