Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose

Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.

by DrPrepper February 16, 2017

Pulling-A-Hook

(Adjective) to be dishonest or a general jerk; originally derived from the character Captain Hook; to be two-faced

"He acted like he liked her, and then went out with that other girl! He is totally pulling-a-hook!"

by RemindYouOfAnyone May 21, 2009

hook it up

Eng. Verb - To take one thing and physically connect it to another thing.

My television & VCR arrived from the electronic store, so I decided to "hook it up"!

by StiffNick November 1, 2003

right hook

when a pubescent boy/Adult male masturbates to the degree in which their penis has a distinct curve to the right direction.

"Hahaha have you ever seen Steve's nudes?!"
"No, why?"
"He has the largest right hook, he must beat his meat near five times per day!"

by SwitchHitter18 May 2, 2015

Hooking Down

Hooking Down is when you hook up with someone below your social grade, be it in looks, popularity or overall personality. Hook downs are generally done due to uncontrollable horniess, rebounds, depression or revenge.

"James could get with anyone in school he wants, why is he hooking down with her?"

by YouandWhoseArmy March 5, 2009

captain hook

The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.

Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!

by chozoelder July 7, 2004

greasy hook

when a someone ejaculates on their finger then sticks it in someones mouth while curving their finger like a hook.

David gave melyssa the greasy hook to show her who is boss.

by montell January 2, 2008