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Reyes hoodie 

Faded washed hoodie typically comes in black, dark grey, olive green, and coyote brown/ dunkel braun colors.

Reyes hoodie is very edgy in design “edgy as fuck” as Reyes himself would say. It contains graphic images of human bones such as skulls, and middle fingers. Other notable prints are wings, crosses, tombstones, demons and inappropriate words like “FUCK YOU NIGGA” & “FUCK SLAVEMASTER”. These prints are so edgy and scary that even the devil himself trembles in fear.

Often worn by edgy teenagers who come home high fight with their dad on a random Taco Tuesday.

Reyes hoodies are is not just regular drip its a lifestyle and looks good on your IG profile. It attracts the el puzz (el peso huzz). However it’s a double edged sword because the sheer amount of dark power held in the Reyes hoodie corrupts every girl’s heart leading to a never ending cycle of unhappiness and swing shifts.
Example 1
Josh: Yo is this hoodie from zoomies tuff asf or what?
Reyes: yea nigga this is that Reyes hoodie that’s gonna scare the IG huzz away.
Josh: I have to buy this then.

Example 2
Mr. JD: ey Reyes, it’s December, where’s your cold weather protective gear?
Reyes: Nigga please, shut the fuck up, I’m wearing this Reyes hoodie and this weather is nothing compared to the cold darkness inside me.

Example 2

Mr. QA: boy, why is your shitmobile meltmaxxing with all your shredded tires?!!!
ART: hey chatty, hop off my dick nigga. look at this Reyes hoodie I’m wearing. Shredded tires is part of the Reyes hoodies lifestyle because I’m so edgy
Mr. QA: you might get into a car accident but at least you got that Reyes hoodie on.
Reyes hoodie by Calf slicer August 13, 2025

wearing a hoodie in florida 

Almost completely certain to get you shanked.

Similar to: Suicide
Oi! Why are you wearing a hoodie in Florida?

national switching hoodie's 

On April 16 is national switching hoodie's day, on this day you can switch your sweater's or hoodie's with anyone you want.
I'm glad its national switching hoodie's day because my boyfriend let me wear his hoodie.

woody with a hoodie 

Holy shit...
Charles took his sexy little boxer briefs off, and ran his woody with a hoodie right down my fucken throat....again
woody with a hoodie by Juwel June 12, 2018

Give a girl a hoodie day pt2 

The make up of not doing give a girl a hoodie day the first time this day is November 6th
Yea I hope this works Give a girl a hoodie day pt2

Give a girl your hoodie day 

National Give a girl your hoodie day is November 7th so bring an extra hoodie for that one girl
Yo bro it’s give a girl your hoodie day I’m gonna go give mine to her

Good luck haha