Hobo Slide

The act of engaging in anal sex with a dirty stinky homeless bum (with the bum being on the "receiving" end). The "slide" portion of the phrase refers to the lack of need for decent lube, since in all likelihood the hobo hasn't wiped his/her ass in several months. We recommend wearing condoms, since you don't want all that feces to get stuck inside your urethra.

As a special contingency for the distinguished gay man, if your partner has ever "released" on you during anal sex, you could really embarrass the piss out of him with this.

Even more disturbingly, you necrophiliacs out there probably find this very useful (think about it).

Girlfriend/Boyfriend give ya blue balls? No problem! Head out to the park and take the hobo slide!

by Clint, Geno, Tony, and Mario June 23, 2006

FB Hobo

A FB hobo is someone who wanders Facebook all day and all night. This person usually has tons of friends on FB, and will always have someone to chat with.

Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.

Woman #1: Have you talked to Dreena?

Woman #2: No way, she is too busy being a FB hobo.

by tr353r February 5, 2010

hobo-getter

Slang term for any of the large "breaker bars" used in automotive repair shops.

"Dangit, this ratchet isn't long enough to take off this rusted bolt!"
"Here, use the hobo-getter."

by The Autoshop Kid March 3, 2004

Hobo Ho

A woman who always is asking for favors or money and lives off of the wealth and favors of others.

That girl is always demanding money or gifts. She is a Hobo Ho.

by Rezzilient January 2, 2023

hobo itch

Slang for restless leg syndrome

Dang, Billy keeps bouncing his leg. He must have hobo itch.

by Rob Lowe Stay High October 28, 2020

Hobo dirty

When you become so dirty from outdoor activities (i.e. train hopping, camping, sleeping in a dirt lot) that no matter how hard you scrub you just can't get it off and you just have to wait it out. Also includes dirt that can not be removed from under your nails.

"I made Jack take a shower before I would have sex with him, he said he just took a shower, but it turned out he was hobo dirty."

by Anarchaprimitivist July 20, 2012

hobo luggage

another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.'

girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)

by lilchris2013 November 21, 2011