Heckerdoodle

Used When you can’t figure out a good comeback and you have to say something

Bill: at least I’m not ugly
Steve: at least I know how to use my head
Bill well...um...heckerdoodle

by ThatOneRandomWolf October 16, 2017

Paul Hackett

A Democratic candidate and Iraq War Veteran who ran for Congress in August 2005 in a special election. He just barely lost in an overwhelmingly Republican district, foreshadowing that the Republicans will either lose the Congress in 2006 or at least lose many seats.

(Aug. 05)

Paul Hackett is a great American.

by ben1 September 16, 2005

Joe Hickey

a hot but gay teenager who bleaches his hair blonde and runs track

A: Who's that hot kid with the blonde hair?
B: Oh that's Joe Hickey, he's gay and runs track.

by Yoonchanchuckchoi February 27, 2011

pinole hick

a person who has never left pinole

Hey Terry's A Pinole Hick

by A Wizard in June 7, 2007

hickeyjigger

A general description of something you don't know the name of.

"Do you see that there hickeyjigger?"

I seen one of them hickeyjiggers in a magazine

by Vontiki March 8, 2014

Hickers

The third final stage of evolution of a species so undeniably fucking pathetic that scientists have never decided to even dream of a name for said species, but when seen in the wild, it is described as a 'walking blobfish'. The first stage of its evolution is 'Who even is that guy', who is a lonely bitch who had a tendency to eat lunch in secluded areas with faculty members and known for receiving incredible amounts of pity, but not one single fucking friend. Stage 2 is what is called a Hickster; notable results of this stage include increased confidence for no fucking reason at all, a sharp curve in the upper back, losing every fight, having no pity from teachers for getting bullied, and is a massive perv. Which brings us to the current stage, in which you may find this thing maxing bench press at every possible moment despite having a pathetic excuse for a max, continually pissing people off and apologizing, being on the LAX team and thinking he's sick, and being the single stupidest fuck in the room.

With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.

Hickers: *exists*
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"

"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."

"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"

"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"

by doyouknowjamiechrissygallop May 14, 2020

Hickey Heaven

When you get the chance to room with a guy/girl with the last name Hickey so you don’t have to hold yourself accountable for giving / receiving a hickey because you’ll get one every night.

My friend Nolan was really fucking horny for sex but luckily he made it to Hickey Heaven and didn’t need additional pleasure

by TonyBony69 February 21, 2021