Hellbillies

A Norwegian country-rock band that's been playing together for 33 years and counting. One of their most famous songs is a cover of a Hal Ketchum's version of "Past the Point of Rescue" with Norwegian lyrics.

Hellbillies is a good band in my opinion. That's why I made this definition.

by NintendoSwitchForWomen June 16, 2023

Hell Billy

A pathological liar. A person who can't help themselves but speak what they know is false at every opportunity.
An model example of a hell billy is Billy Mitchell, the self-titled Video Game Player Of The Century.

Mitchell told me he's hosting a party tonight, but when I logged into Steam I suddenly saw him playing Doom Eternal. And that lasted for two hours. Thankfully I have my status hidden because I don't like being invited to play with people so he couldn't see I was online. I messaged him on WhatsApp - pretending I didn't notice anything - and innocently asked how is his party going, and he replied it's awesome, lots of awesome people, even some influencers came - I asked if they have any attractions. He replied they are playing poker right now, and also they have an actual DJ playing too. I waited a bit to se if he's still playing, and yeah - he's getting new achievements. Just to be sure I checked who is he playing with. I knew a girl he was playing with, so I called her and asked in a whisper to not tell MitchellI it's me. I heard she saying she has to go for a moment, her mom texted her to go help her lift something heavy. When she said she's clear I asked her if she's sure she's playing with him. She said she is, they're on a voice chat and have been for the past 90 minutes of so, he was just telling her about his new speedboat. I told her I suspect someone broke into his WhatApp, but I asked her to not tell Mitch, because I'm not sure yet. Then I messaged him again saying I think someone broke into his Steam account, did he check his e-mail? He said that's he's not at his computer right now, so he'll check in a moment and let me know. He never replied.
What a hell billy!

by unfa August 1, 2023

hillbilly

a redneck man/woman who lives in a trailer park and has a beer belly

A hillbilly ran over a protester in his 2000s Ford pickup truck with a MAGA and Blue Lives Matter Flag dragging from the tailgate.

by 559munch August 24, 2023

Hillbilly 3 Way

The most heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's own sister and mother.

Virgil, I tell ya I really had a helluva time last Saturday night! I was out in the barn going at it, bumpin nasties all hot and heavy with my sister Tootsie Sue and outta nowhere here comes mama bustin up in to there hollerin'.... "Hells bells lookie here!!! Y'all are sho nuff "stirring the stanky sludgepot and done gone and left me out! No matter, help me pull off my muck boots, we can still get this un across the finish line!"

Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!

by Ted Snisha October 17, 2023

Hillbilly Fleshlight

Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.

There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!

by Meato December 18, 2023

hillbillyarious

When something is so damm funny even a hillbilly could laugh at it.

Hey Cleatus, did you see that guy fall over? It was Hillbillyarious.

by Hardy man December 25, 2023

hillbilly suppositry

Non poetic generic “literary” bullshit eaten up at hoi pelloi book clubs regarding a lower socio economic class that offers no solutions or genuine insight. Often work based on assumptions the author has derived from second hand accounts and generalizations. It assumes something is the case without experience or proof. It should not be confused with an elegy.

That ain’t no elegy; it’s hillbilly suppositry.

by Bizzario Jansch July 23, 2024