by nervous sheep rockets May 16, 2008
Get the Heather Dylan mug.#1:A super slut who is willing to suck any dick OR pussy
#2:Also know as a girl who has perticipated in a home made porno who resides in the 28570
#3:A girl with flappy pussy lips
#2:Also know as a girl who has perticipated in a home made porno who resides in the 28570
#3:A girl with flappy pussy lips
#1: (girl#1) she told me she went down on guys and girls...
(girl#2) ewwww what a heathers and baxters
#2: Yeah I was into her until all the guys put in some video and it was that girl from school,what a Heathers and Baxters
#3: I went down to eat that pussy out and it was all Heathers and Baxters
(girl#2) ewwww what a heathers and baxters
#2: Yeah I was into her until all the guys put in some video and it was that girl from school,what a Heathers and Baxters
#3: I went down to eat that pussy out and it was all Heathers and Baxters
by paybacksabitchandsoamI October 7, 2008
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Noun: the feeling of guilt one has after getting caught trying to ejaculate and have a bowel movement at the same time
After attempting another unsuccessful Heathering this morning, I couldn't look my co-workers in the eye due to my extreme Heather.
by Rude Pooters January 8, 2009
Get the Heather mug.A women who is nice to the extreme due to her christian background
This women is a left wing feminist who is also ignorant of world problems.
This women is a left wing feminist who is also ignorant of world problems.
Man 1: You no that chick at the party i met last night?
Man 2: Yea what about her?
man 1: She was such a heather
man 2: haha lol
Man 2: Yea what about her?
man 1: She was such a heather
man 2: haha lol
by sixtyninekrystina October 16, 2010
Get the Heather mug.One void of brain. A complete hopeless moron. An idiot the world seldom sees. He can also be referred to as "Doofy".
by Jason April 13, 2005
Get the Heatherton mug.A Heather is someone who is cool but doesn't really know it until somebody tells her then gets a big head and thinks she's all that until she loses money in the bank or hears the word "eat" (even though she is thick she does have a complex) and becomes an 8 year old baby. Then she gets money and she sees that she's a cool person anyway then everything's cool until the next storm<---the next personal crisis in a lifetime. They're usually short, burnette, ebony eyes, and has big boobs. She's proud of what she is and nobody will stop her (unless the cable bill is too high, no food in the house, the dog is sick, and no money). Other than that she's all that and a bag of chips but sometimes is smart for her own good.
Person: "She's so precious."
Heather: "No I'm not." (sticks tounge out her mouth and gives a rasberry)
Person: "Even her tounge is cute. That's girl's a Heather."
Person 2: "She sho'll is. Awww."
Heather: (Stomps off in frustration.) "Shut up!" (Cries then runs in her saddness)
Heather: "No I'm not." (sticks tounge out her mouth and gives a rasberry)
Person: "Even her tounge is cute. That's girl's a Heather."
Person 2: "She sho'll is. Awww."
Heather: (Stomps off in frustration.) "Shut up!" (Cries then runs in her saddness)
by No Money No Rent June 28, 2010
Get the Heather mug.a. The ability to catch herpes from R. Kelly while Kim Kardashian pleasures herself in a tub full of his piss.
b. Sex so lame that you have to imagine R. Kelly pissing on Kim Kardashian's face in order to bust a nut.
b. Sex so lame that you have to imagine R. Kelly pissing on Kim Kardashian's face in order to bust a nut.
God Damn! I smell like musty piss, I think I musta' been havin Heather Sex last night.
Fuck that needle dick, fuckin' him was like having Heather Sex.
This fuckin' party is lame as hell, I think I'd rather be having Heather Sex right about now.
Fuck that needle dick, fuckin' him was like having Heather Sex.
This fuckin' party is lame as hell, I think I'd rather be having Heather Sex right about now.
by Cum-Guzzling-Gutter-Slut December 15, 2011
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