hairy snatch

an unshaven vagina; a snatch that has hair

Man, Tina had a hairy snatch. I could barely see her cooch with all that hair.

by da ma October 3, 2003

Hairy Weaver

When your penis gets stuck or caught in your partners vaginal hair.

I got a hairy weaver when I was banging my brother's mom last night because she never shaves.

by Scorcher's no namé June 1, 2010

happy place

The mental state achieved when one wants to avoid the unpleasant or uncomfortble. Everyone's happy place is different, and usually consists of the things that make them joyous.

Mindlessidiot: "...and so I was like, that's so disgusting. You should get that checked out, and he goes..."
Semi-saneperson: "Dude, shut the crap up. I'm in my happy place!"
(Mindless idiot continues rambling aimlessly until Semi-sane person smacks them with a bag of frozen fish sticks.)

by MandyM December 26, 2005

happy shopper

1) A chain of small supermarkets.

2) Someone who shamelessly manipulates others for their money - differing from a gold-digger in that a happy shopper usually pesters their friends, parents etc. rather than their partner.

3) Someone who is very good at using image manipulation programs, especially Photoshop, and often photoshops things for their own amusement.

4) Someone who obtains others' unwanted items for free.

1) Just going to happy shopper for a six-pack.

2) Jay wanted me to lend him another fiver today, but he's not paid me back from the previous twenty times. I'm starting to think he's just a happy shopper.

3) Seen this great pic? That Jay's a right happy shopper!

4) Drag the old sofa to the kerb, some happy shopper'll take care of it.

by JackBlue January 4, 2009

Happy Heckler

Robert Szasz, a transplanted Torontonian now living in Clearwater, FL and a season ticket holder of the Tampa Bay Rays, Tampa Bay Lightning, and Tampa Bay Buccaneers. You can pick his voice out of the crowd during a Rays game when he heckles opponents of the opposition. Never uses profanity, but some players have found him to be annoying.

Damnit, Vernon Wells just struck out. Must of been distracted by the Happy Heckler.

by thebaseballguy222222 August 15, 2008

Happy Period

A slogan for Always (the makers of feminine hygiene products). The slogan must have been made by men, because any woman knows that periods are a rather unhappy time.

Have a happy period!

The only way I could have a happy period is if I just had a pregnancy scare.

by Hana12343214 May 23, 2011

Miss Happy

To be fuckworthy (of large breassesses)and shallowly moronic at the same time.

"Most women in Hollywood are Miss Happy in their presentation."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003