hammer

a mutherfuckin gun

used mainly in the south

Gucci Mane: East Atlanta cockin hammers,

bandannas on car antennas

no, we do not talk to strangers

just cut off these niggas fingaz

by bubbakush123 May 5, 2010

Hamberders

The proper way of spelling hamburgers for an idiot

Great being with the national champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the shutdown I served them massive amounts of fast food ( as an unfounded billionaire I want to let you know that I paid even though it didn’t cost me shit and I will write it off as a tax write off), over 1000 hamberders etc. within one hour it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters.

by Littlelondon December 19, 2019

5 inch hammer

Slapping a woman around the face with your dick, instead of having her suck you off.

She was hot and she was wiling to give me a blowjob, but her breath REALLY smelled, so I 5 inch hammered her.

by Rozzarunner August 26, 2013

Velvet Hammer

The Velvet Hammer is a women leader or professor who can manage with grace and eloquence and still get things done. She is very tough on her underlings, but fair and brilliant. She is also very beautiful and probably will save/rule the world one day.

Oh man, did you see the requirements for that final paper she has us doing?? That woman is the Velvet Hammer!

by Janey D August 7, 2009

bang my hammer

A subtle way of saying "you turn me on" or "you float my boat". It can also be used in a non-sexual way to describe something that one likes.

"Tay, you bang my hammer."
"Bang my hammer, baby."

by shmorn November 30, 2005

Hamer

An uncommon man's name for a unique man. He is often loud in a good way. Passive and care free. He is risky and loves fast cars. His motto is "what's the point in drinking if you aren't gonna get drunk." Hamer is very giving and secretly sensitive.

Wow, Hamer sure has a groovy car.

by Best friends fo life February 3, 2010

genocidal_hammer

There's not much to say. He's one grimnorseultramotherfuckingmetal son of a bitch. Can be used as a noun or adjective, to describe someone close to or just as grimnorseultramotherfuckingmetal as him.

Jim: This Artillery CD is fucking great.
Bob: Whoa, dude, don't pull a genocidal_hammer on me.

by Robyn Swank November 15, 2004