Hairy Monkey

A man that looks like he is wearing a sweater after he takes off his shirt.

Mike you are one hairy monkey! Could you please put your shirt back on now.

by Dagron May 1, 2005

Hairy Terry

while your girlfriend is sleeping, you shave her pubes, cum on her head and let the pubes stick to her head like extensions. When she wakes up and realizes, she'll look like a Scary Hairy Terry...

-Damn, son! I heard you gave your girl 'dat Hairy Terry!
-Word. She was one scary hairy terry.

by Louis Lupo September 13, 2010

hairy hudini

while banging your girl doggy style, you begin to make noises as if you are about to come. then when you have her beleiving you, pretend to come by spitting on her back and when she turns around quickly bust a load off in her face.

my girl wanted to go to a magic show but i didn't get paid until friday so i just gaver the hairy hudini instead.

by pte villa August 23, 2006

Hairy Bagel

The area around a guy's navel. When both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.

"I'll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel."

"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"

by finnegan217 December 4, 2006

hairy hole

an asshole that is extremely hairy and when looked into, looks like the end of the world

Yesterday: damn girl, your ass is hairy as fuck.

Today: I was fucking this girl yesterday and man did she have a hairy hole.

by schwerr August 1, 2008

Hairy Raisin

The nut sack without the testicles inside it, either missing or pushed up towards the stomach.

Woman: Where's your balls?
Man: I don't have any.
Woman: haha you have a hairy raisin.

by One and only Dutch Rudder July 2, 2009

hairy

Undesirable young woman from Glasgow. Commonly (although not necessarily) from the schemes, usually fat and hacket with a perm. Can become worryingly attractive after the consumption of copious amounts of booze, with potentially alarming results.

Tam had a taste for adventure and knew the risks of landing a hairy in the sack during a night out in Paisley

by Craig McLaughlin December 15, 2008