grand theft anal 

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!

Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal

grand theft anal by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016

Grand Theft Auto Therapy 

A therapy session purely done by playing Grand Theft Auto video games. The concept is simple: Kill and Destroy everything, show absolutely no mercy and fuck everything. Works well after a stressful day or when your favorite sports team lose, or do it anytime after a stress inducing event. Not recommended for children, please use responsibly.

Person A: MY FAVORITE TEAM JUST LOST I'M FUCKING ANGRY
Person B: Calm down mate, just do a Grand Theft Auto Therapy instead
Person A: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT DO?!
Person B: Trust me

*Person A does 1 hour of GTA, destroying everything* *6 star and absolute chaos in game*

Person B: Better or not?
Person A: Much Better, now I'm calmer

Grand Theft Auto Therapy by RBSTN May 29, 2016

grand berango 

A massive shit that breaches the waters surface.

You might want to wait a while. I just had a grand berango.

grand berango by DVMaximus August 24, 2016

Grand slam 

When you pull your penis as far back between your butt cheeks(chicken in the rough), and put it against a window to surprise someone

When i opened the blinds my brother surprised me with the grand slam!🍆🍑

Grand slam by Joe cock February 21, 2017

grand canyon body 

Referring to a thick girls body

"I like my girls to have a GCB, Grand Canyon Body."

"What does that mean?"

"I like them thickkkk as fuckkkkk!"

grand canyon body by mackdaddy206 May 28, 2017

Grand Designs 

Theoretical elaborations that sound great on paper but never get to be implemented or fail terrible when they do.

The candidate's plans for government are just grand designs.

Le Corbusier buildings are just grand designs.

Grand Designs by allsaid June 7, 2017

Grand Theft Oreo 

When you steal more than one serving of Oreos from a group pack. The group packs usually have rules permitting one serving of Oreos at a time.

Person 1: Man, I just committed grand theft Oreo
Person 2: Can I have some?
Person 1: No

Grand Theft Oreo by Everything Bagel January 7, 2018