goofy goober

To be really silly and stupid yet fun sponge bob was one.

I’m a goofy goober

by Safdr February 11, 2022

Goober

(A goob) making a mistake that could have been easily avoided, (goober) is someone who ´´goobs´´ a lot.

He is such a goober he could´ve easily avoided that.

by fvntvzy May 31, 2023

goober

a slur used against filipino people you hate and want to die

That's messed up you goober

by JackMehoff3835 June 6, 2025

Goober

Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.

“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)

by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025

Goober

A penis.

Stop itching your goober!

by JohnsonvilleSausage July 16, 2021

Goober

1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.

1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Goober

Balls or as doctors call them, testicles.

Ima get your goobers, boy!

by Goobers McMasterson February 23, 2021