Your mom is such a goober
by Crabitchpeanut March 11, 2022

by Iluvshimazaki January 20, 2024

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.
"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."
"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
by the simplest dook June 27, 2024

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦
by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024

by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023
