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GNOME

GNOME is ancient african word meaning "I need to be fat"
I'm using GNOME as my desktop, because I don't care that 99% or cpu and ram is in use.
by Ano Nim August 3, 2021
mugGet the GNOMEmug.

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?
Have you been garden gnoming lately?
mugGet the Garden gnomingmug.

Jewish gnome

Gnomes that got gassed in 1940's
If you are short you are probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome
by dabgodSMT July 24, 2023
mugGet the Jewish gnomemug.

Fuck Gnomes

the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.
by joor79 August 9, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Gnomesmug.

Mooning gnome

Mooning gnome is an image, or collection of images, used on Facebook to warn users that a group is without an active admin and therefore has gone downhill and has no quality anymore. In the worst case the group is taken over by scammers and/or spammers. The image is placed ant there is no admin to remove it.
I don't trust this post about a student room, because there was a mooning gnome right above it, in the same group.
by DaanWebstra September 22, 2021
mugGet the Mooning gnomemug.

herd of gnome

A gathering of pussies while a truck is passing by with priceless artifacts from Egypt.
Wanna join my herd of gnome?
by youngmistro13 February 20, 2010
mugGet the herd of gnomemug.

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022
mugGet the Grass Gnomesmug.

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