Glitter Troll

the term for a radical left snowflake invader in the tabletop role-playing game space. The polar opposite of a grognard. The blue-haired nose-ringed pseudo-geeks who invaded D&D and started complaining about the word 'race' as applied to elves, dwarves, etc. They came into the fantasy gaming space and started claiming all sorts of goofy crap, saying drow and orcs were 'black-coded,' inadvertently showcasing their own weird racism. They're the reason the 2024 Dungeon Master's Guide has a whole section on triggers and safety tools. It is due to their influence that we now have D&D characters that exist as transvestites in wheelchairs in a fantasy setting where they could become able-bodied biological women with like... two spells. Wild narcissism.
We left the game room at the convention after some Glitter Troll came in and sarted sperging out because our homebrew character sheets didn't have a place for pronouns. Thankfully, Sarah saved the day by ordering pizza and inviting us all to play in her room.
by Loupvapeur November 24, 2024
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Brown glitter

The brown spackle left on the sides of the toilet bowl after a violent shat.
That Karen left some brown glitter for you to scrub.
by Long Shlong 68 May 11, 2020
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Glitterate

All things glitter and sparkles. To decorate something with typically an excess of glitter.

Could also refer to a state of mind, like smashing a goal but with lots of pizzaz, glitz and glamour.
Time to glitterate this Christmas ball!!!
by KatGov April 19, 2023
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Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 04, 2009
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Glitter Gel Pen Song

Term coined by Taylor Swift. She describes glitter gel pen songs as songs in which you can imagine the lyrics being written with a glitter gel pen.

In other words, "lyrics that make you want to dance, sing, and toss glitter around the room." These songs "remind you not to take yourself too seriously, which is something we all need to hear these days."
by reptvwhen May 06, 2024
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east coast glitter

Give me a half bushel of large covered in some east coast glitter
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east coast glitter

Old Bay Seasoning used on everything eaten by Marylanders. Specifically maryland blue crabs.
Give me a half bushel of larges covered in some east coast glitter
by Tunnelvisioned* July 21, 2023
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