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Green Grass and High Tides

One of the most relaxing, underrated songs ever written. Green Grass has, like many songs of its kind, lyrics that don't literally apply to our life but can be if examined or listened to carefully.

The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.
*Green Grass and High Tides is playing*
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.

green around the gills 

The pasty pallor a person gets when a wave of nausea hits them characterized by paleness in the cheeks and lips, half lidded eyes, and lethargy. Often associated with overindulgence and pre-puke drools. Can also be used to describe motion sickness as in sea sickness or car sickness.
dude 1: Ughhh, I shouldn't have shot all those jagermeisters.

dude 2: Yeah but that fifth of wild turkey didn't help. You're definitely green around the gills.

dude 1: Ohhh gawd I'm gonna hurl!

Green Card 

1. A card that allows a foreigner to legally reside the United States of America.

2. A card that allows people in the state of California to smoke Medical Marijuana.
1.I got my green card.спасиба!

2.I got my green card. спациба! *cough.
Green Card by åstroboy_lambda January 10, 2009

green thumbing 

Someone who cheats while playing "Guitar Hero" by placing a rubber band around the green button, limiting the number of buttons one needs to press, in order to obtain a higher score on the Hard or Expert difficulties.
"Dude! Did you hear that John got 100% on "Through The Fire and Flames???"

"Whatever. I heard he was green thumbing. I'd have to see it to believe it."
green thumbing by Gustafae March 9, 2008

Green Taxi

A deliverer of marijuana to your home. Instead of you going out to look for some herb, It comes to you!
Tony: He's a green taxi.

Ciaran: Sweet! Good call.
Green Taxi by Anonymeireous March 17, 2010

Green Score 

Dude, this morning I put on a pair of khakis that I haven't wore since Adrians wedding. Found a $20 bill in the pocket, fucking Green Score!
Green Score by TheMitchster July 12, 2010