San Francisco Philly

This is where a guy is banging a girl in a bath tub and pinches out a long terd. If she says anything about it, then he knocks her out cold.

Tito is having sex with Megan in a bathtub. Tito lets a long log go. Megan says, "What the hell is that?!?" Tito knocks her unconscious. The End.

by Cleadus February 6, 2004

Francisco

Simply a guy who’s loves his girlfriend Kassandra 💘

Francisco loves you

by frakie 22 October 10, 2018

Francisco Pizarro

The time traveler that told the Incas that cocaine was going to be made illegal in 1914. This caused the Incas to inject smallpox into their systems and die off.

Wow, Francisco Pizarro just told us cocaine is going to be made illegal.

by Boochus September 20, 2019

Francesca

francesca is a smart, beautiful, great friend, a person could have! she’s very funny and always happy, no one or anything could disappoint her or bring her down cuz all she’s needs are the real ones and her family. everyone loves her! she’s not fake, petty, sassy, etc.. she has a kind heart is very sweet and many more.

“omg that’s baby is so cute!!” “oh that’s mia’s niece francesca”

by fishystanky October 20, 2019

Francisco

That desperate white stalking person which reposts chain-mails and likes to play fortnite, a francisco is a form of satan himself

A: hey some guy was following me home yesterday and recording me
B: that was probably francisco

by stupidasshoe92942 November 19, 2019

San Francisco facelift

When a man sits on another man’s face, preferably in assless chaps

Hey Paul, I gave that guy a San Francisco facelift last night, but he wanted a dirty pelican.

by Browntown4eva December 20, 2019

university of san francisco

the university of san francisco is the best high school on the west coast. you know you go to usf when: you pay as much for a degree at stanford, but no one has ever heard of your school; people constantly ask if you're a med student; you've fallen down stairs on your way to class; you can price coc, weed, shrooms, and e by asking your r.a; you've had sex in one of the following places: the lounge of any dorm, the butt hut, the library, the gym--koret or memorial, roof of any building on campus, the guardshack, or your dorm room while your roommate was still there; you've frequented all the geary bars before the age of 21; you've been to castro on halloween once, and never went back; you don't even have a college football team, and all the other teams suck.

I have a liberal arts education from usf.

by don March 26, 2005