Flowering Tulip

Flowering Tulip describes the butt hole. If you look at a butthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. This looks like a flowering tulip

Last night I buried my dick in her flowering tulip!

by TwoSpot August 12, 2009

cell flow

An imaginary form of measurement used by telephone companies trying to determine how much data is being passed across the network on DSL. There is absolutely no conversion from "cells" to, say, kilobytes, and the amount of cell flow may vary depending on what kind of DSLAM your service is coming through. Tech support will generally use this as a be-all end-all for how good your connection is. For example, if there's a lot of cell flow they may think you're either downloading a lot of pr0n, you have a virus, or there's nothing wrong at all. If there's only a trickle of cell flow, they may think you have a firewall, you're not at home browsing actively, there's a problem, or there's nothing wrong at all.

Customer: I can't bring up any web pages.
Tech Support: Really? I see a ton of cell flow. Maybe you've got a virus.

by jazzsequence March 1, 2005

Sick Flow Bro

When Paolo causes a multi-automobile collision, most notably on Bathurst Street. Paolo is entirely at fault for the accident, regardless of how sick his flow actually is. The worse a driver is, the sicker his flow becomes.

Guy 1: "Hey Paolo, you just hit 4 cars in one accident, sick flow bro"

Paolo: "Why do you guys keep saying that?"

by Fictitious Name/Force July 15, 2011

blakey flower

A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone

A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.

If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed

"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"

Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!

by Bfpc92 February 24, 2017

flowback

Sex juices, particularly semen, that head downhill due to gravity if a women stands after sex.

I tested my daughter's panties with a kit from www.infidelitytoday.com and found something that shouldn't be there.

by Nathan March 31, 2003

Post coital flow disorder

When having a piss straight after sex, the "urethra" spasms meaning that you alternate between high pressured "squirts" and not pissing at all

I think Phil's just had a wank, I can hear him suffering from post coital flow disorder in the lav.

by Scritty April 15, 2010

flower shop girl

a girl who works in a flower shop. Flower shop girls are known to be some of the nicest friendliest girls around.

I was buying some flowers the other day, and the girl in the shop was extremely friendly and nice. Everyone should get to know a flower shop girl.

by Figleaf23 September 9, 2007