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beer flower 

A beer bottle planted by one person in the home of another person during a party in hopes of getting the host in trouble. The bottle is a surprise that signifies drinking has occurred and is hidden in a less obvious place. Usually pertains to underage drinking.
Trevor: "Hey bro, did you go to Brad's party?"

Brandon: "Yea man, I left a beer flower in the spice cabinet."

Trevor: "No way, his parents are going to flip when they find it!"
beer flower by jtschwags May 27, 2014

complete flower 

A person that, like the flower, has both parts; a hermaphrodite
Guy 1: Wow I never realized the Katie was also a guy o_0

Guy 2: Yeah I found out the hard way that she's a complete flower
complete flower by michicauce April 4, 2009

Cunt flower 

1. When a woman's cunt is perfumed or smells clean.
1. When I went to go down on Jane, it had the smell of a cunt flower.
Cunt flower by Jalapeno Flavor August 20, 2010

Cum flower 

When you bust into an intricate design of a flower then freeze it. When solid take it and throw that flower into the woman’s pussy and give her anal while she gets pregnant off of your frozen cum.
I cum flowered Her last night. I now am the new father of 3 children. I gotta fucking dip!
Cum flower by Biggie dick November 30, 2018
a beautiful plant that grows from the ground.
flower pink [green soil ground
flower by flowerluver12345 March 19, 2011

Ben and Jen the flowerpot men 

The sexiest couple ever, despite the fact they argue over who loves each other more, it has been proven countless times that it is infact Ben who loves Jen more. It is believed they will spend FOREVER together!
Have you seen Ben and Jen the flowerpot men today?