Fleshlight cum-sucker

A Fleshlight cum-sucker is a guy who likes to suck the cum out of other guys' Fleshlights.

There are a few Fleshlight cum-suckers who live with us in this pod, 'cause I went to use mine, and it was licked clean!

by USAF Cadet April 3, 2021

Flesh stick

1. Another word for penis

2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.

4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.

When I'm lost in this world, my flesh stick always leads the way.

Hey, wanna ride my throbbing flesh stick you sexy thing ;)

I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my flesh stick because she thought it was my phone.

"Those who grip their flesh sticks as if they were writhing snakes and pull at them until they can see nothing but a tunnel of light are of the Devil's hairy, cum-stiffened hand and should preferably be set alight in the name of God."~ Some lady who despises wankers.

by zingeraddict October 9, 2011

One-eyed Flesh Weasel

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.

Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell

by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010

Fleshlight sex

where a woman has a fleshlight inserted in her vagina and a man inserts his dick inside the fleshlight, and continuously thrust back and forth.

man that fleshlight sex was almost as good as the real thing.

by CJ Frodge January 3, 2008

fleshitarian

Someone who eats primarily the flesh of animals. Often used as a pejorative term by vegetarians. The healthiest lifestyle possible, according to all scientists in the known (and parts of the unknown) universe.

All he eats is meat, that fleshitarian! Now I understand why he is so healthy and has such a great protein intake. You know the proteins you can't get from anywhere else. Fleshitarianism is the way to be.

by Dr. Funk April 23, 2005

flesh napkin

when a person is performing cunni or anal linguis and their lips and chin become covered with a mucus-like substance, they then use the inner thigh of their partner to clean their face.

mathew mcconahey: man, queen latifa leaks like a tap when recieving cunnilinguis

martin short: yeah i know, good thing there's plenty of flesh napkin

by jared+kyle December 11, 2007

flesh genie

A Term Used for A Person who uses a flesh light too much.
We All Have Friend Who Masturbates too much and if they get a flesh light then say goodbye! you may never see them again.

1#Wow is He Still In There with that Flesh light?
2#yeah hes a real flesh genie!

by Logieburr December 7, 2009