When you get a blowjob when it's not even hard yet; A blowjob on a penis that isn't even erect; Orally stimulating a flaccid phallic member often belonging to a male.
Nick: "Dude I fucked Karen so hard yesterday"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"
by Shaquille o Zeal April 22, 2017
Get the sloppy floppy mug.A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.
Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
by Johnny Smores. April 4, 2009
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Flappers are women who wear tight,short and loud colour clothing with bobbed or short hair,drove motorbikes and smoke cigarettes.
by Conliffe January 1, 2009
Get the Flappers mug.Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003
Get the floppy disk mug.The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".
"Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."
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"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"
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"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"
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Get the flapps mug.My girlfriend had a cappuccino and then she had a flappuccino burst my eardrum when I went down on her.
by Candy Apple June 14, 2008
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