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Find the albinauric woman

...she hides in a cave west of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure.
Find the albinauric woman to get a cool summon. Then summon her for the Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-knowing boss fight to make his defeat more ironic.
by Exterminator (not really) February 4, 2025
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Generally used if suspecting a micro-peen
L: I did a sweep and came up empty! Then I tried again and realized he had a micro-peen!
S: If you can find it, you can fuck it!
by LooseLarry75 December 5, 2025
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Find My

the thing that actually doesn’t help you find your phone
Yo! Chase! Have you heard my phone going off?
Chase: no, why?
You: well, i turned Find My on and it isn’t fucking working!!!!!!
Chase: reasonable crash-out
by whatdahaillllll February 27, 2025
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Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
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if I ever find you

If ever I should find you:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.

*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If I ever find you…

Life changes. I will never lose hope.

These, my promises.
by Aurelius Vicque August 28, 2023
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can't find the waist

a way to express/ compliment how absolutely snatched someone is. another way of expressing slay/ werk/ yass but more in regard to someones self appearance. can be used in a non-literal/ interchangeable manner.
"She looks so good in that dress/crop top/skirt/etc., we cant find the waist, it's missing"

"I just ate a salad/ jogged half a mile/ ate a grape/got out of bed for once, good luck finding my waist."

"SIS!! Bestie stop...you look so f***ing good, we can't find the waist, I need my GPS."
by tropicaltoucan September 7, 2024
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late night finds

A old video or picture of a very memorable or happy moment in life.
Hey! have you seen the late night finds video of kobe? super cool.
by joemama17john May 12, 2024
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