feewings

a little kids feelings spelling

my feewings are hurt said by every little kid ever who cant speak or spell right

by lavenderburger March 20, 2023

Fedex

verb, to intentionally lose or misplace something, often for the purpose of frustrating its owner.

I didn't want my dad seeing his cranky new girlfriend friday night, so I fedexed his car keys.

by withonef March 31, 2023

fede | AG

just some funny 6' fit chad who thinks he's Aubrey, nothing else

Guy: do ya see that 6' fit crossdresser? fede | AG yo
fede | AG: yo

by The original sillygirl.png April 9, 2023

Federico

Beautiful boy etc. huge Star Wars geek, women haterrr. Loves coke and Monterrey. Dream boy (hot nerd). Super smart and soooo hot nerd.

Endor is the Ewok planet in Star Wars 6 (Return of the Jedi)- Federico

“Fuck women fr” -Federico

“I’ll pay for your f1 race no biggie”- Federico

by Heytwoyouhi June 21, 2023

Federico

Beautiful boy etc. huge Star Wars geek, women haterrr. Loves coke and Monterrey. Dream boy (hot nerd). Super smart and soooo hot nerd.

Endor is the Ewok planet in Star Wars 6 (Return of the Jedi)- Federico

“Fuck women fr” -Federico

“I’ll pay for your f1 race no biggie”- Federico

by Heytwoyouhi June 21, 2023

Federal

Partying hard like it's your last night without any remorse.

James said tonight, we're going Federal bruh!

by FLLS July 28, 2023

Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023