Fannie Guy

A fuckboy in the making who looses his confidence and leeches it from a woman of God.

Friend 1: "Did you see that new guy from English?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah he's a Fannie Guy, stay away!'

by TheSaltmates February 15, 2018

Fanny Packer

A person who is in love with the 80's, especially fanny packs. He goes out of his way to purchase vintage fanny packs in neon colors to flaunt them while he's jogging around the neighborhood. His friends think he's eccentric, but everyone else just plain weird, especially his his fanny packs are eye blinding and huge.

I'm so glad Johnny is a fanny packer. It makes it easy to spot him at night when he's jogging.

I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.

by SultrySloth April 22, 2019

Festive fanny

Your fanny stinks of turkey and needs a good stuffing

Shes got a very festive fanny its stinks of turkey but defo needs a good stuffing

by Chop81 April 3, 2021

fanny fudge

When a person of a female variety wipes forward after a number 2, a copious amount of excrement is left in the vaginal area.

My finger is covered in fanny fudge.

by The fanny of fudge January 27, 2018

Fanny Magic

When a female uses her minge to get everything she wants.

I have fallen for her fanny magic yet again

by ChubbyChappers January 11, 2021

fannie rash

itchie fanny

fanny that is red and inflamed

by fannie rash fluff August 20, 2003

Fanny Fungus

Fungal Infection of the fanny causing swelling and discharge of gaseous cheese. although inextricably disgusting to most, some men are in fact highly aroused by the stank.

Greaser: Aye tony hows ya women?
Tony LeBroni: Aint cool man, that hoe got the fanny fungus.

by LOZZDOGGY October 17, 2008