false alarm

When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.

Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.

{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.

by sdletsdance October 26, 2012

false call

An announcement given about something that fails to happen.

She thought she was on her period but it was a false call.

by Aznative August 19, 2021

False sense of maturity

Someone who thinks they've matured past their immature days, but in reality are just in another phase.

Bill stated that he was past his cringey phase, but in reality this was just a false sense of maturity

by Coonpuff May 6, 2018

False ally

An emey. Someone who pretends to be your ally so they can get close enough to kill you.

She wanted you to give her the key and open your heart to her, but Liquid had other plans for the key once she got it from you. She was your false ally.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

False underdog story

One that makes somebody who's never really been an underdog in life look like an underdog.

There were people that really were true underdogs in life, and there were people like her, who told a false underdog story because she was uber competitive and desperate to win at something else.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

False flexing

When somebody flexes with items that they stole from somebody else

"Hey! Did you see Sidh's new AirPods??"
"No, he's just false flexing-he stole that from coach"

by Lord toadperson January 24, 2019