Facat

This word means no good,it suxs,it blows, and all other meaning of no good...im sure u get my point by now

That icecream is facat

by Thats 4 me to no and u to find out April 9, 2005

ur facked

Properly pronounced you're fucked, used to describe someone that did something the slightest bit innapropriate or "facked"

Me: penis
Brady: ur facked

by Will kallinteris November 30, 2013

Fack

A politer way to say the "F" word, by "F" word, I mean Fuck

You wanna fackin' mess motherfacker?!?

by Zack Ladwig December 24, 2008

facial mullet

A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.

Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.

by Bo Slone February 2, 2009

greezy fackler

When a guy is pumpen another guy in the ass pulls it out and notices a little poop on the tip reaches and turns the light off and lets him suck it anyway.

-Matt tricked Tom into sucken his shit dick.
-Ugh, Matt gave tom a greezy fackler .

by Jbadd March 3, 2009

crackin’ but fackin

Telling the truth in the form of a joke.

He: Thanks for the coffee. How can I ever repay you?
Co-worker: Well, there's this diamond tennis bracelet I like.
He: Ha. Ha.
He: Oh, I see. You crackin’ but fackin.

by Planet-38 February 21, 2009

online facial

An Online Facial is a virtual cumshot. A guy cums on a girl's printout. Process: A guy must, with permission, select a beautiful or sexy photo and print it out and masturbate and cum on the printed pic. Then he must take a digital picture of the result or even take a video of the event and email or somehow message the girl with this record so that she can also masturbate to it.

my girlfriend is going to be in another state for a while, so i will cyber with her and give her online facials because we are unable to have oral sex and a real cumshot.

by Jake S October 15, 2007