A Facebook Wingman helps his boy get some, facebook style. Usually this achieved by him reppin his bro or acting like a total dick to make him look better. Often lacks the suave of the traditional wingman but is usually just as effective. The Facebook Wingman is often at his best when intoxicated.
Nick: Check this out bro *Sends something obscene and dickish to an attractive girl*
Sid: Awesome bro she just sent me a winky face
Nick: Niiiiicce! I'm your Facebook Wingman
Sid: Awesome bro she just sent me a winky face
Nick: Niiiiicce! I'm your Facebook Wingman
by Nex Solo March 29, 2011
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Guy 1: Dude, you gotta see this chick she's so fine.
Guy 2: Bro.. that girls ugly as sin..
Guy 1: No way! She may be Facebook Ugly, but in real life, she's a pistol!
Guy 3: You need to check your sources before thinking a girl is hot, man.
Guy 2: Bro.. that girls ugly as sin..
Guy 1: No way! She may be Facebook Ugly, but in real life, she's a pistol!
Guy 3: You need to check your sources before thinking a girl is hot, man.
by Peed Reraner November 5, 2009
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The act of absolute intolerance of excessive Facebook usage.
i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.
Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.
Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
Marky has a severe case of Facebook Impatience. I took the "What's you Favorite Position" quiz, and posted 4 status updates today, and he dropped me like a hot potato!
by OMMMM NOM NOM NOM March 15, 2010
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Describes a photo in which one or many people have been obviously cropped out of the picture in an attempt to focus on an individual. Most notable feature includes some body part (ie. shoulder) of the cropped person remaining in the frame.
Most commonly used in situations where the person being cropped out is disliked by the individual doing the cropping.
Describes a photo in which one or many people have been obviously cropped out of the picture in an attempt to focus on an individual. Most notable feature includes some body part (ie. shoulder) of the cropped person remaining in the frame.
Most commonly used in situations where the person being cropped out is disliked by the individual doing the cropping.
by Matthew Knore April 8, 2010
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Travis' boisterous comments on the flavor of generic cola brands proved a perfect example of facebook narcissism.
by Travis.The.French October 6, 2010
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Get the Facebook mug.someone who posts some needless information on facebook during sport events, such as football games.
"Yes! Team X is in the lead!"
"Come on shut up, everyone is watching the game, stupid Facebook Hooligan
"Come on shut up, everyone is watching the game, stupid Facebook Hooligan
by bunnyhunter March 14, 2011
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