Facebook Professor

A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.

Okay bruh we get it that Bill Nye is cool, No need to be a Facebook Professor about it.

by Butholeman September 10, 2015

Facebook liberal

A gullible person with liberal views who constantly cries wolf and believes the sky is falling because they believe every liberal Facebook post and who shares fake news stories without thinking for a second whether or not they are true.

Ha Ha. This Facebook Liberal is sharing more fake news in her feed and whipping herself into another frenzy.

by bubba luva March 20, 2017

Facebook Hero

Always comes to the rescue of people/ celebrities he/she doesn't know personally. But feels like they have to protect them.

As soon as somebody posts something negative about her. He has to come to the rescue, he's a real facebook hero.

by Dustee Grimes August 31, 2017

The Facebook Paradigm

The logic which has developed as a direct consequence of the impact facebook and other social networking sites has on society. Meaningful relationships are undermined as friends are reduced to contacts which are to be collected as commodities in the attempt to appear cool.

The pervasiveness of this ideology legitimates the increasing transience of social relationships.
In layman's terms it becomes cool to have a vast pool of contacts requiring too much time and effort to properly maintain. As such the people worthy of an individual's time and effort are determined by the rewards that come with associating with that individual.

I don't care how many facebook friends you have, I don't buy into the facebook paradigm.

by fluvial March 4, 2010

Reverse Facebook Stalked

When someone forces stalking upon you by constantly updating their Facebook status. These are usually people who you generally could not give a shit about.

Oh my god! - Bro 1
What's up man? - Bro 2
I don't give a fuck about Jane Shmoe and her high school bullshit. - Bro 1
Looks like you're gettin' Reverse Facebook Stalked bro; sucks. - Bro 2

by Seef8308 August 16, 2010

Pseudo Facebook Celebrity

A person who (in their own mind) has made him/herself a "celebrity" on Facebook. Such a person has no "real life" and has made Facebook their only way of being popular, with constant statuses, posts and pictures since this is their only way of getting attention.

Q: Hey, have you ever met Celeste?
A: No, but she is a Pseudo Facebook Celebrity who constantly puts up statuses glorifying herself.

by SWF16722 September 28, 2011

The Facebook Hypocrite

The Facebook Hypocrite is that one person that we all have on Facebook who preaches about annoying things people do in their statuses, but proceeds to do the same annoying things on a daily basis. This can range from writing long statuses about simple life problems and then complaining about people writing long statuses about simple life problems, to telling people to get off Facebook and "get a life" while sitting on Facebook and analyzing what everyone on Facebook is doing.

Girl's Facebook Status: "people who post things "2 minutes ago" "4 minutes ago" "8minutes ago" ALL DAY LONG! Get out and do something."

Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*

by Lucifer's Lasagna November 25, 2013