when will i ever

in response to someone of attractiveness you will never reach. often used dramatically or to hype up friends

you look so good today! when will i ever?

by gnbitch September 27, 2017

best boyfriend ever

The only man worthy of such title must have the middle name Andrew and his surname needs to end in "bell".

He who is worthy also has the nickname "Tris".

Tristan is the best boyfriend ever

by EmBrehO June 22, 2018

Best girlfriend ever

jsar

Dude A: have you met jsar yet??
Dude B: yeah!! She’s the best girlfriend ever!

by Txkyo May 2, 2020

willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler

a candy coated, tenacious cock sucker

dude, look at the throat on that willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler I hope she sucks me next.

by Willys mama September 27, 2011

EvelynSarahNoble

EvelynSarahNoble;
Evie for short;
A Beautiful woman, one who deserves to be happy 24/7;
The kind of girl that will put a smile on a your face, a girl who is always full of life;
You'll know when you see an "Evie" beacuse no matter what sex or sexuality you are, you're breath will be takin away by her beauty.

I just saw EvelynSarahNoble now i can't breath cause her beauty took my breath away!

by MH121 May 7, 2009

evel knievel

v: 1. to push forward in the face of danger; to stick to a chosen path, regardless of possible consequences.

2. a refusal to play dating games and be assertive

"The bridge is out? We'll evel knievel this bitch!"

by JZimms May 4, 2013

Five-ever

It's like forever...but longer.

I haven't seen her in like five-ever.

by AmorHart November 18, 2015