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five-ever 

dat mean moar den 4evr.
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode

she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”

he said “NO..”“

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

…reblog dis if u cry evry time…
five-ever by Oviabshe October 8, 2011
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five-ever 

longer than forever.
I haven't had ice cream in five-ever.

Five-ever 

It's like forever...but longer.
I haven't seen her in like five-ever.
Five-ever by AmorHart November 18, 2015

Five-ever 

An extremely long period of time. Longer than forever by quite a bit.
I haven't seen you in five-ever, since we were both in 3rd grade!
Five-ever by Pandie5 April 24, 2006

five-ever 

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough
Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out
five-ever by BassMan24 July 30, 2025

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026