epic muff

muchos pubic hair like loads i mean its like a freakinmg jungle you need a machete just to see your feet

Oh my god its like a jungle in my pants i have an epic muff

by sandy crotch May 16, 2009

epic diddle

to diddle another person's {genetailia} in an epic manner- in a {surprising},{impressive} way- can be on any gender.

man i gave my friend an epic diddle when he was bent over...he didnt know wha hit him...lol

man i gave my {gf} an {epic} {diddle} last night...it was awesome

by mrlahey3855 September 27, 2010

Epic Nap

An Epic Nap can be defined as a nap that satisfies the following three conditions upon the waking of the subject:

1. subject's pillow cannot be dry
2. subject must be in the same position as he/she/it was when he/she/it fell asleep
3. subject completely loses track of time and/or space, to the point of delusion.

I came home from school one day, walked into my bedroom, laid on my bed, and fell asleep. When I woke up, I hadn't moved, my pillow was soaked, and I was confused. The clock said 8:30, and I thought I was late for school, yet something wasn't right, because it was still dark outside. Then, I realized I had just taken an epic nap.

by GoodOne1 June 27, 2010

Epic Threads

A suave, urbane clothing line commonly seen at department stores, such as Macy's. Despite the low prices, their clothing are (comparably) of high quality and sleek, sexy looks.

Epic Threads - perfect for indulging your kid's whines for cool apparel without breaking the bank.

by Shoppin4Win October 16, 2010

Epic Phale

To fail in such an epic manner as to completely shame yourself.

Halo 3 example

Guy 1 "Dude I just stuck myself"

Guy 2 "EPIC PHALE!!!!!!!"

by Xenos Worrior May 6, 2009

Epic Fail

During the act of sexual intercorse where something doesn't go right, e.g. inability to ejaculate.

also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.

Antonym: Epic Win

Judy: Hey, why aren't you ejaculating?
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)

by Bug nut Ronface August 20, 2009

Epic bewbs

Bewbs of epic proportion.

Go ahead, type, "Epic bewbs," in on Google.

by EpidemickFTW February 9, 2009