excel monkey

an office worker, especially a typical, corporate, demoralized, mundane spreadsheet worker. an urban rat racer.

from: "Microsoft Excel" + "monkey"

She showed that cosplay can make money ... That is the message Enako had cemented into Japan. And to think she would've been another excel monkey if it wasn't for her fans dragging her back.

How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz_s7p-NVQ&t=665

by excelmonkey December 7, 2025

The Emcee With No Name

One who wishes to remain anonymous yet wants the world to listen to what they say.
One who seeks no reward for their contribution, advice or aid. Hence No Name.

The Emcee With No Name is selfless and humble with an inhuman honesty.
Seeks respect in others not fear.
A wordsmith from the underground, not an image consultant from uptown.

by R.K.Anderson August 4, 2008

ele-exceleration

The act of repeatedly pressing the up or down button on an elevator in order to hasten its arrival

You have a severe case of ele-exceleration - that's not gonna make the elevator come any sooner

by scraps317 July 13, 2010

CruDe Excel

Kid that thinks he's good but really bad. He can't play call of duty worth a crap

"CruDe Excel is really good"
"Are you high bro? He's garbage"

by Avera March 8, 2013

Premature excelebration

Bringing forward holidays months in advance

Celebrating Christmas in July is a sure sign or premature excelebration

by AZkennyC September 16, 2016

cali emel

A beautiful amazing person!!

Cali Emel is the best

by Wayneoaty December 2, 2016

tone excel

Tone Excels are Sim card works quite similar to all other Sim cards offered by telecommunication companies in the country of Malaysia. It is operated by Tune Talk through the Celcom network. Users can purchase the Sim cars from the company’s online store, service centers or its branches. The card is valued at RM 95.40 and comes with a credit value of RM 30.

This Sim card differs from its rivals due to the numerous benefits and great saving opportunities offered by it. Users are paid when they refer a new customer to buy the card, and when they load credits to the account. You can avail yourself for this opportunity when you register and activate your Tune Talk account.

A: What is the best simcard I should use?
B: Absolutely Tone Excel simcard. Prepaid that's pay.

by Dr.Shah April 23, 2018