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elastic asshole 

The rectum of a female or even male that has been fucked roughly or "slammed" so many times that it is totally reamed out at a much larger size that it can stretch to anytime, at will. Making it useful for quick anal action with absolutely no effort.
I'm going over to Sally's house tonight because I heard that bitch has an elastic asshole.
elastic asshole by Jack Adick January 6, 2005
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"he shot an elastic at my face!"
elastic by anon February 23, 2005

visco-elastic 

An adjective that implies something is superior, used by sales staff who want to sound technical. From the ads for the Swedish Sleep System that state that the beds are made with "visco-elastic memory foam" supposedly endorsed by the "space foundation" (which is actually an invention of the visco-elastic memory foam bed industry).
Try our new visco-elastic garlic breadsticks!
visco-elastic by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007
Is a sweet and loving person. At times he will face some tough times but will always get through them. He is a ladies man and will always try to understand them as well as possible, trying to comfort them. Anyone around him could agree that he is very comforting and fun to be around him. His partner would be very lucky to have him as he is always trying to be the best of himself. He can be VERY good in bed too whenever it is needed.
Friend 1: Wow that boy is so comforting to be around.

Friend 2: Of course he is! His name is Eliasar after all.
Eliasar by Zennnyes October 21, 2020
A loyal, trustworthy guy who will keep all your secrets. He's typically a drug addict, but he's still very very very attractive. He's the life of the party and has tons of friends. He is kind of dumb, but he'll always have your back and he's definitely the person to cry to. He honestly is just hot af even though he's under the influence majority of the time. He's probably also good in bed. ;)
Eliason is a great friend.
Eliason by balicaliaf November 20, 2020

elasticophobia

An aversion to, or a morbid fear of rubber bands.
Aaron can't stand the sight of a pile of used rubber bands. The rest of us compensate for this elasticophobia.