Earschplittenloudenboomer

Noun German word.

The sound produced upon detonation of an atomic bomb.

Emile: Gott am Himmel! Einen Earschplittenloudenboomer!

by pamschel May 26, 2008

earsmoke

Pleasureable sounds or music

We really enjoyed the earsmoke at the concert so we bought the c.d.

by Resbot Nermo May 14, 2005

earsturbation

The intensely pleasurable act associated with cleaning one's ear with a cotton bud or relieving an itch with your finger or similarly shaped object.

Man: (moan)
Woman: Honey, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes now; is everything ok?
Man: Yeah, babe, I'm just enjoying a bit of earsturbation... I'll be out as soon as I finish the other ear! (moan)
Woman: Hey, pass me a Q-tip and I'll join you!
Man and Woman: (moan)

by mfort November 30, 2009

Earshot

The distance of which one person can hear, or be heard.

Ricky was in earshot range to hear about Kennedy's affair.

by 02-01-2016, 06:37 PM June 19, 2018

earshot

One of the best underground rock bands ever.

Earshot has relseased two albums. The first is called :"Letting Go". The second is named "Two"

by blu_iz_mi_color August 4, 2006

Earse

To verbally assault someone until they are mentally distraught.

I am going to earse you, And I'm going to keep earseing you because you are very disrespectful.

by Me A Smart Ass June 18, 2021

Earstrain

The art of melting your ear wax so your ear canal hairs can detect muffled words when somebody accidently dials you from there mobile phone pocket.It causes an instant thumb lock over the microphone of your mobile phone.

mobile phone rings"hello,hello?"
you hear humming wind and a motor in someones car,10 seconds laps and you hear a distant voice then you instantly thumb lock and earstrain takes a hold of what you are doing.

by munyuck February 2, 2009