existoff

the to exist the longest. It's a fight against you, me and whoever wants to

Piss off? I'll existoff you, cuntface

by Elia! January 4, 2008

existentially beautiful

So beautiful that you doubt your own existence.

Person : Wow, she is existentially beautiful. Am I in heaven?

by michaela? May 14, 2016

Existence

Pain

Existence is pain for a Meeseeks, Jerry!

by Pickle Rick 2.0 October 16, 2017

existential nincompoop

A technical philosophical term coined by a great philosophy professor
1) One that is completely and utterly ignorant to their existential worth.

2) A person that does not allow for existential growth due to their lack of understanding of either themselves or of the necessity

Maxwell is such a nihilist, he doesn't get out of bed all day, he doesn't contribute to society in any way. He is SUCH an existential nincompoop.

by BanthamsNightofFaithe October 8, 2018

existenties

When someone is having an existential crisis but it does not merit the full capacity of an existential crisis; or, your existential crisis is something that could easily be solved by reading elementary material. -(i.e. question 1 of the Baltimore Catechism)

Ryan was questioning the meaning of his existence when he realized he had come down with a case of the ‘existenties’.

by Existance October 16, 2018

existencity

Someone or something’s existence as a whole

Henry Clay pretty much opposed, to the fullest extent, Andrew Jackson and his existencity.

by MistyRious October 8, 2019

Existential Tourettes

Nervous or paranoid tics resulting in an overwhelming desire to yell or inability to control anger aimed at those who don't appreciate the gravity of serious matters that cause the rest of humanity to suffer as a result.

During the pandemic, John let existential tourettes get the better of him when he shouted at a crowd of people not wearing facemasks, "God d****t, this is why we can't have nice things, you f*****s!"

by SlackerPoet5884 July 16, 2020