Dumbo ears

Floppy ears.

He/she has dumbo ears.

by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?

Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.

by beavae October 14, 2021

deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Justin: I got my deer ears yesterday!
John: Proud of you, bud.

by beavae October 14, 2021

radar ears

a person who's ears are fucking radars

timmy:koff koff
billy:AAAAUGH MY FUCKING EARS
timmy:FUCKING RADAR EARS

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Pesto ears

Someone who doesn’t own a shower and can’t afford hot water and soap. No head and shoulders in sight. Ears filled with pesto, recipe down below. Drinking addiction L, ant infested ears, around 109 undiscovered species in one ear. Camera quality looks like tv static. Samsung supreme, pesto perfectionist, head and shoulders hierarchy, hygiene Hunter, shower segregator, yellow teeth tantaliser, minecraft machine

When you dropping the pesto ears recipe, it’s in my ears mate
Shower? NOOOOOOO!

by Earsfilledwithpesto April 27, 2022

Feather Ears

Feather ears is when feathers start coming out of ears, the feathers cause ringing and pain in the ears. If left untreated the victim will become deaf and in extreme cases die. This happens when the victim knows they are in a bad relationship but still are in the relationship, the more they listen to their partner the more feathers will come out.

“Did you know? Dallas is deaf because his boyfriend was abusive.”
“He got feather ears from that.”

by BatTriekxx May 30, 2022

Beagle ears

The pattern of chafing due to your testicles rubbing against your leg

I work a 9 hour shift only to earn a set of beagle ears

by Lucky O'Toole June 4, 2022