Douchebagasaurus Rex

A complete douchebag, like such a big douchebag, that it's like fucking dinosaur huge.

Phil: Chris is kind of a douchebag, but he's can be cool sometimes.
Mike: No, he's not cool, he's a Douchebagasaurus Rex.

by BrotherSport April 4, 2009

Douche Cake

A douche bag that is also a beef cake. It is socially acceptable to dislike them for no reason.

Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"

by DorkisWeiner December 14, 2009

douchalouge

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

this is an example of a douchalouge in progress.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.

by mella rouge June 12, 2008

Douchaism

1.A religion in which the followers are douches

2.A noun used to describe a douchey situation

1."He's a douche, he must be a follower of Douchaism"

2."This is douchaism!"

by Ali, leader of douchaism May 2, 2009

Douchachussetts

place where douche bags hail from

Hey, that guy Greg must be from Douchachussetts.

by Pain4Lyfe!!! July 10, 2010

douche parade

a large gathering of douche bags, all following some pathetic trend. (popped collars for one)

Dude, that club last night, was such a douche parade...

by --Jonathan H. November 19, 2007

douche vibes

when you see a guy and you've never actually met him but you get the strong sense that he is a complete douche bag.

Kevin Federline, radiates major douche vibes, need I provide further examples?

by Mercedes Bends March 17, 2008