dirt worshiper

Derogatory name for someone who practices any of a number of Pagan/Wiccan/Druidic faiths. Named because these religeons usually prescribe a close relationship with nature. Many followers also exhibit strong opinions regarding the environment due to their beliefs.

Looks like the dirt worshipers finally got the sawmill closed.

by 1Spectre4U October 22, 2003

dirt finger

when wiping your anus after bad mexican buffet, the single ply toilet paper rips. thus your fingers take a core sample of the terd thats chalked up in your crack. for the next week your finger reeks of the stinch thats under your finger nail !!!

i just pinched off a growler, and got a bad case of dirt finger !

by ElChuppacabra September 26, 2006

Dirt Fucker

A poor person who is useless at sex and cant afford a sex toy so he makes holes in the dirt and fucks them.

Jim: You know i got me one of those new sex toys..
Bob: I cant afford those so i have to do it my own way.

Jim: Your such a dirt fucker

by Dirtpucker101 October 17, 2008

dirt pussy

Another way of referring to a womans asshole.

shit man like I care if its snatch or dirt pussy I still gonna get mine.

by Tothmacher May 25, 2006

DIRT TRIM

A(Dirt Trim)is an inefficient preparatory measure of ridding the male's penis of accumulated filth without soap and water using the fingers to roll the smegma and other fetid materials such as dead skin - dead ejaculate - old pubic hair and anything else that finds itself on or around the penis normally exposed as the foreskin is retracted whereupon the use of trimming scissor's may be used to delicately cut loose the bums mess around the rim of the penis helmet or cap prior to having sex with the unsuspecting victim after the (Dirt Trim) is completed.

Posing as a sophisticated clean style elite the unwashed dirty bum pulled his bacon skin back to discretely clip away the abundance of overly extended dirt cake hanging like fudge on his unwashed woodie with his newly found scissor's and in doing so has maintained his familiar body stench by using the waterless technique for sub human cleansing known as a (Dirt Trim).

by Muncherflesh Chalkwhite March 17, 2009

dirt tan

To be so dirty that it appears as though you have a tan. Also known as crust-tan.

His hands had a week long dirt tan.

by Oliver J Schultz April 20, 2004

dirt knuckle

(Noun) The result of poor quality toilet paper when moderate force is used to wipe one's butt

(Noun) A person who regularly sticks their finger in a butt for personal pleasure and/or the pleasure of others e.g. "dirt knuckler"

(Verb) The inadvertent act of penetrating the toilet paper while wiping a butt e.g. "dirt knuckled" "dirt knuckling"

I got a nasty dirt knuckle after crapping on a plane.

There he goes with his finger in his butt again. He's such a dirt knuckler.

Guess I wiped my butt a little too hard because I ended up dirt knuckling.

by Mr. Dirt Knuckle October 21, 2009