1 definition by Dirtpucker101

A poor person who is useless at sex and cant afford a sex toy so he makes holes in the dirt and fucks them.
Jim: You know i got me one of those new sex toys..
Bob: I cant afford those so i have to do it my own way.

Jim: Your such a dirt fucker
by Dirtpucker101 August 28, 2008
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