dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.

Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.

by recorderspit January 8, 2015

dildo sword

A large Dildo attached to a handle to smack annoying cunts

Hey, get the Dildo sword and smack the inbred sex midget

by Dirty shrulk November 14, 2015

dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.

Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.

by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016

swordfish dildo

The physical embodiment of being fucked in the ass by something so hard, it makes your rectum bleed.

"FUCKING HELL GARY, THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADE, WE NOW HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORDFISH DILDO FROM CORPORATE. GOOD JOB."

by Imudz October 6, 2016

elise's dildo

A big pink dildo that Elise owns, basically elise's dildo

"Damn I see a big pink dildo there!" "oh... thatæs elise's dildo"

by Pussydestroya February 3, 2017

porcupine dildo

The medical term for the removal of a porcupine from a woman's vagina.

She is going to need reconstructive surgery once we remove this porcupine dildo.

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

sweaty dildo

This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time

Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be

by K_CXNT March 25, 2021