ding-wad

A collection of tissues accumulated to staunch the bleeding from a small wound or ding

I dinged my finger closing the car door. It doesn't hurt anymore, but now I got this bloody ding-wad I have to toss out somewhere.

ding-wad by scatter44 November 19, 2013

Ding Dong 

Definition: A Ding Dong is a stolen car used to thrash about and do whatever in it. A Ding Dong can also be a car that is just beat up.

“Michael is Trapping in the ding dong”

“120 in a ding dong mush”

Ding Dong by K9 Juggs February 9, 2020

ding-dong-ching-ding-dang 

The way to call someone a no braining fucking retarded imbecile of a Lack of IQ completely idiotic dumbass nigger.

Jax: Hey Jale, I sent the sex tapes to the GC!

Jale: YOU DING-DONG-CHING-DING-DANG!

ding-dong-ching-ding-dang by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

Ding-Dong 

Phrase that is said when you feel that someone is not up to par. As in "Is anyone home?"

Ding-Dong!? Would you like me to turn off the food disposal before YOU stick your hand in there?

Ding-Dong by macFI May 20, 2009

ding dong 

Main Entry: fool
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One deficient in judgment and good sense. An empty-headed person; a fool.

ass, idiot, imbecile, jackass, fool mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool

If you are counting on a man to choose a thoughtful present, you are a ding dong.

ding dong by General Failure October 26, 2008

ding dong 

1) Adjective to describe two small peniled boys with a complete lack of self-confidence who engage in picking on a sweet girl

Rob and Cody are ding dongs for picking on Megan.

ding dong by mosdla January 27, 2009

Ding Dang 

A game played like hacky sack but with paddles, badminton rackets, and a ping pong ball.

You get a "Ding" sound out of the paddle, and a "Dang" sound of of the rackets.

Yous guyses wants to go plays some DING DANG?

Ding Dang by Dustin W Danley August 1, 2008